Saturday, May 14, 2011

WHAT WILL MAMATA BANERJEE DO FIRST OF ALL

WHAT WILL MAMATA BANERJEE DO FIRST OF ALL.

By Robby Sharma.. sharmarobby@hotmail.com

Mob-91+ 9415438326 Dated-15-05-2011

1. The OIL COMPANIES(READ CENTRAL GOVERNMENT) have increased the price of petrol by about Rs. 5/= per liters last night.

2. Mamta Banerjee will take oath on 18th of May-2011.

3. Immediately after it or shortly before she will raise a hue and cry about the petrol price hike and express her anger about this move of the Central Government saying it is anti people.

4. Shortly thereafter the Central Government will announce a roll back by about Rs 2/= per Liter by announcing some rebate in the Central taxes(which comprises of about sixty percent of the Retail price of Petroleum products).

5. Thereafter Mamta Banerjee will further announce a rebate in State Taxes on Petrol.

6. The Am Aadmi will be fooled once again and will be happy, her electorate will rejoice.

7. No Anna Hazare will sit on a fast to tell the Aam Aadmi that the Government is almost always fooling the Aam Aadmi saying that International prices have increased so the domestic increase is justified, while the fact of the matter is that the Government can bring down the prices of Petroleum products by fifty percent by putting them in low tax bracket like other Raw material like Steel etc.

8. The Government may say that it spends the Tax money on public welfare but we know that it is all bull shit, 85% ends up in pockets of the Politician-Bureaucrat-Tout nexus so the Aam Aadmi can get only that which is given directly to him in the shape of lesser retail price.